De-slop: remove every em-dash + banned words across all modules + capstone (#94)

Co-authored-by: claude <claude@jpaul.io>
Co-committed-by: claude <claude@jpaul.io>

modules/19-runners-the-compute-behind-automation/lab/inspect-runner.sh

@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env bash
-# Module 19 lab — what a CI job could see if it ran on THIS machine.
+# Module 19 lab: what a CI job could see if it ran on THIS machine.
 #
 # Run this on any machine you'd consider turning into a self-hosted runner (your laptop is fine for
-# the exercise). It does NOT change anything — it only LOOKS. The point is to make concrete what is
+# the exercise). It does NOT change anything; it only LOOKS. The point is to make concrete what is
 # otherwise abstract: a "workflow step" is just a shell command, so whatever this read-only script
 # can see, a malicious workflow step (e.g. from a pull request) running on this runner can see too.
 #
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ echo "os       : $(uname -srm 2>/dev/null)"
 echo "  >> A runner should run as a dedicated low-privilege user, never root, never your login."
 
 line "SECRETS SITTING IN THE ENVIRONMENT"
-# Don't print values — just the names. Seeing the NAMES is enough to make the point.
+# Don't print values, just the names. Seeing the NAMES is enough to make the point.
 env | grep -iE 'token|secret|key|password|passwd|credential|aws|gcp|azure|api' | cut -d= -f1 | sort -u \
   | sed 's/^/  exposed env var: /' || true
 echo "  >> Any of these is readable by every job step. Scope runner secrets to the absolute minimum."
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ else
   echo "  no reachable docker socket"
 fi
 
-line "PRIVATE NETWORK REACH (the reason you self-host — and the reason it's dangerous)"
+line "PRIVATE NETWORK REACH (the reason you self-host, and the reason it's dangerous)"
 # Probe a few common private ranges' gateways and any hosts you care about.
 # Edit these to match your network for a sharper result.
 PROBES=( "192.168.0.1:80" "192.168.1.1:80" "10.0.0.1:80" )
@@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ for hp in "${PROBES[@]}"; do
     echo "  REACHABLE: ${host}:${port}"
   fi
 done
-echo "  (edit the PROBES list above to test your real internal hosts — databases, deploy targets)"
+echo "  (edit the PROBES list above to test your real internal hosts: databases, deploy targets)"
 echo "  >> Every reachable internal host is something a compromised runner can attack or exfiltrate."
 
 line "BOTTOM LINE"

modules/19-runners-the-compute-behind-automation/lab/whoami-runner.yml

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# Module 19 lab — "Where did this actually run?"
+# Module 19 lab: "Where did this actually run?"
 #
 # This is the Module 14 CI pipeline (lint + test the tasks-app) with one extra step bolted on the
 # end: it makes the runner tell you who and where it is. Run it once on a hosted runner, then again
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 #
 # Where this file goes: the same workflow directory as your Module 14 ci.yml. On Actions-style forges
 # (GitHub, and Forgejo/Gitea with Actions-compatible YAML) that's <forge-dir>/workflows/ at the repo
-# root — e.g. .github/workflows/whoami-runner.yml. The filename is yours; the directory is not.
+# root, e.g. .github/workflows/whoami-runner.yml. The filename is yours; the directory is not.
 #
 # For GitLab CI, the same idea is a one-job .gitlab-ci.yml: run the same script lines under `script:`
 # with `tags:` selecting your runner. The shape rhymes; only the YAML dialect changes.
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@ jobs:
       - name: Install tools
         run: pip install pytest ruff
 
-      # The real Module 14 checks still run — a self-hosted runner has to actually do the work.
+      # The real Module 14 checks still run; a self-hosted runner has to actually do the work.
       - name: Lint
         run: ruff check .
 
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ jobs:
         run: pytest -q
 
       # The point of THIS workflow: make the runner identify itself.
-      # if: always() so the receipt prints even when Lint/Test fail above — a diagnostic step
+      # if: always() so the receipt prints even when Lint/Test fail above; a diagnostic step
       # shouldn't vanish on a red build. The job still reports red; only this step is unconditional.
       # (On GitLab CI the same idea is `when: always` on the job/step.)
       - name: Where did this run?
@@ -69,9 +69,9 @@ jobs:
           echo
           echo "=== can this runner reach the public internet? ==="
           if curl -fsS -m 5 https://example.com >/dev/null 2>&1; then
-            echo "YES — outbound internet works from here."
+            echo "YES: outbound internet works from here."
           else
-            echo "NO — no outbound internet (could be an air-gapped / isolated runner)."
+            echo "NO: no outbound internet (could be an air-gapped / isolated runner)."
           fi
           echo
           echo "Now ask: is this machine MINE, and what else can it reach? (see inspect-runner.sh)"