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 > Pasting raw Gemini or ChatGPT output with zero editing, or running a project with no anti-slop rules at all, is the 2026 equivalent of handing out a business card with an `@aol.com` email on it. The tool is fine. Shipping its first draft with your name on it is the part people notice.
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-> Nobody is mad that you used a model. Everybody can tell the em dashes, the "it's important to note," the "in today's fast-paced world," and the three identical paragraphs that each say nothing were not yours. Read your own output before you send it. That is the whole ask.
+> Nobody is mad that you used a model. Everybody can tell. The em dashes everywhere. The sentence that opens with "In today's fast-paced world." The "it's important to note that," the "furthermore," the "moreover." The part where you "delve into" something or "leverage" it to "foster" a "robust," "seamless," "holistic" outcome. "A myriad of" this. "A plethora of" that. The closer that begins "In conclusion" and the one before it that promises to "pave the way." Three identical paragraphs that each say nothing. The bulleted list where every item is the same length and starts with a bold word and a colon. It reads like it was written to fill a word count, because it was. Read your own output before you send it. That is the whole ask.
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 > The rules below are what "read it first" looks like written down. Steal them.